there are too many versions of me in the universe! the girl i bumped into but didn’t stop to say sorry to has a version of me in her mind. the guy i let borrow my homework has another version of me in his. even my friends, my family, and everyone i’ve ever met in my life has their own version of me in their minds that i’m not even aware of
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- parents: do you hang out with boys at school
- me: five guys
- parents: oh?
- me: and ben
- me: and jerry
- parents: what
- me: and i go to denny's
- me: then there's carl's junior
- me: and that italian guy
- me: and it's not delivery
- parents: stop
- me: it's digiorno
In Bed with the Bae
Her: Babe I wanna have a baby
Me: When?
Her: Right now… *Climbs on top of me*
Me: *Throws her off*
*pulls out Calendar*
Me: Uh uh. Look here.. right now it’s September and approximately 9 months from now it’ll be around June, which means there’s a strong chance our baby could be a Gemini. Too Risky. Let’s not.
Anyone who knows me,
should learn to know me again;
for I am like the Moon,
you will see me with new face everyday.
- God: Girl
- Me: Ikr
- God: sis…
- Me: who you tellin
- God: what I tell u
- Me: girl I know
i cant believe there are people i havent met yet who will love me n that i’m going to go thru character development and #Change…… its really odd to think about…..the more i remember that i have so much of my life ahead of me the weirder it is
Me when people tell me to speak Japanese
NOOO LMAO
what did he sayyy
He said his dick is small LMFAO
wow
- Me, trying to open up to my friends: I feel sad
- Them: aw :(
- Me: okay I'm never doing that again
